My list of Lexington grievances

Aaron and I have now been living in Lexington for a year and a half. For the most part I have liked it but there are just a few things that really irk me.

• Nicholasville Rd. - I try to avoid it at all costs.
• Inconsistent street/road names. Why do they have to change at every major intersection?
• The intersection of Tates Creek Rd. and Redding Rd. (or is it Armstrong Mill? I'm not sure which since the names change!). Too bad I have to go to the Thornton's several times per week.
• The lack of 7-11. I mean seriously, no Slurpees!?
• There is only one mall in Lexington and it is off of Nicholasville Rd. (that road is seriously my nemesis).
• Don't even bother trying to go somewhere on game day...
• Drivers think that using a turn signal is optional. That is unless they are in a turn lane and you know they are planning on turning.
• Street parking. Before I got here, parking facing the wrong way on the street was unimaginable. Everyone does it here.
• Whoever designed parking lots in Lexington was on crack.
• People in Lexington blatantly ignore all emergency vehicles. You are supposed to slow down and pull to the right people!
• Super long traffic lights.
• Why can't anyone in this town make a decent pizza?

That's all I've got for now. I think all but one are driving related. I didn't think it could get any worse than Provo, but the drivers here definitely take the cake.